Don't catch bouquets
Okay, from now on I will actually give useful and productive advice in every blog entry. Today's advice is: don't catch bouquets at weddings.
The popular theory is that catching a bouquet means you will get married soon. However, studies indicate that long arms are the actual key to catching the bouquet. And longer-than-average arms are not a useful way to determine if you're going to get married soon. If anything, they imply you're less likely to marry due to your freakishness. And if you're freakish, do you really need more humiliation in the form of catching the bouquet and then not marrying? So don't catch bouquets. You can only be hurting yourself.
The popular theory is that catching a bouquet means you will get married soon. However, studies indicate that long arms are the actual key to catching the bouquet. And longer-than-average arms are not a useful way to determine if you're going to get married soon. If anything, they imply you're less likely to marry due to your freakishness. And if you're freakish, do you really need more humiliation in the form of catching the bouquet and then not marrying? So don't catch bouquets. You can only be hurting yourself.
